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		Bad Santa ! Holiday Hot Sauce Have you been naughty or nice this year? Santa always knows! Batten down your hatches and board up your chimneys, because Santa's got the trots and he's looking for revenge. Give a bottle of this garlic cayenne hot sauce to friend and foe alike as a reminder that ol' Saint Nick's got a "shit"list and he's checking it twice! PLUS there is enough room on the panel to customize and sign your name. ~ Size: ~ Heat Level: Mild-Medium 1227-02


		Reindeer Revenge Hot Sauce "A little hot sauce from Santa's sleigh pullers." Christmas sauces are selling BIG already and the funny labeled Christmas sauces make great gifts. The label shows Rudolph "utilizing" the chimney. Heat Level: 1340-02


		Santa's Swollen Colon Hot Sauce Oh! Oh! Oh! "Too many cookies and milk, I think, has left Santa in the pink. Keep an eye on him now, you better not blink, or all he will leave you is a really big stink! Heat Level: medium 1509-02


		ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce It doesn't take a genius, but a chilehead, to figure out what's wrong with your sphincter. Come on! After chuggin' down a bottle of hot sauce (especially this one) what the heck do you expect your rectum to do? If you make it suffer, it's going to make you suffer. PS. After eating this sauce, you won't have any asshairs left for dingleberries to cling to. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 9 (Hot) Main Pepper: Habanero Themes : Garlic-Heavy * Bodily Function * Sex * Humor * Raunchy * * Fits In Display Box... more about ANALize This XXX Garlic Hot Sauce... 1346-01US $5.85


		Asbirin Extra Strength Hot Sauce For the relief of bland foods. Take two drops of Asbirin Extra Strength and do not call me in the morning Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Main Pepper: Habanero Peppers Special Ingredient(s): Key Lime Juice Themes : Bodily Function * Occupations * Garlic-Heavy * Humor * * All Natural * No Fat * No Sugar * Fits In Display Box... more about Asbirin Extra Strength Hot Sauce... 1304-01US $6.85


		Ass In The Tub 3-Pack Hot Sauce Gift Cool box with funny cartoons contains one full-size bottle (5oz) each of Ass in the Tub, Ass in Space and Ass in Antarctica. Makes a great gift for your own deserving self or for someone else. Category: Collections and Gifts Heat Level: (Medium) 7178-01US $15.95


		Ass In The Tub Hot Sauce WoooW! Drop your drawers and run for the water closet - BUTT, be careful - running only fans the flames! Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Main Pepper: Cayenne Themes : Collector's Favorite * Bodily Function * No-Vinegar * Humor * Extract * * Fits In Display Box... more about Ass In The Tub Hot Sauce... 1226-01US $4.85


		Bayou Butt Burner Hot Sauce This is Louisiana�s Largest-Selling Specialty Pepper Sauce! It is also a 2002 winner of a Scovie Award (the food industry equivalent to an Academy Award). Don�t let the name fool you. It�s a medium heat sauce that goes with anything. This pepper sauce is a South Louisiana classic! It�s made with Cayenne Peppers, Minced Garlic, Minced Onion, a touch of Cane Vinegar, that blend of spices and a tiny bit of Sea Salt. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Main Pepper: Cayenne Special Ingredient(s): Lots of Garlic Themes : Animal Theme * Bodily Function * Humor * Divorce * * All Natural * Fits In Display Box... more about Bayou Butt Burner Hot Sauce... 1365-01US $6.85


		Buttplug Relief Hot Sauce Ok! So, you're constipated. Big deal! You don't want to take that nasty OTC medicine. Who says you have to? Buttplug relief hot sauce is the best stool softener to hit the market in the new millennium. If your bowels are not on the move, this stuff will make it flow like a river after a dam broke. So, save your Chile Ass and down a bottle of Buttplug Relief today. PS. Possible side effects are that it will burn on the way out! Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Main Pepper: Red Peppers Themes : Sex * Bodily Function * Humor * * Fits In Display Box... more about Buttplug Relief Hot Sauce... 1344-01US $5.85


		Endorphin Rush Hot Sauce Here's the rush you've wanted to experience! Release the sensation that only the very special taste of Endorphin Rush can! Heightens any food: first an explosion of flavor, then a wave of heat! The rush that goes beyond hot! Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 10+ (Extreme) Main Pepper: Extract Main Flavor: Hot Special Ingredient(s): Soy Sauce Themes : Extreme * Collector's Favorite * Sex * Bodily Function * Sports * * All Natural * No Fat * Very low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Endorphin Rush Hot Sauce... 1175-01US $7.00


		Hemorrhoid Helper Hot Sauce Burns both ways! If you think it's hot when you eat, wait til you take a seat. Warning: Inflames hemorrhoids. Dr. H.E.M. says there's nothing better than Hemorrhoid Helper to add to your pain and discomfort. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Main Pepper: Fresh Habaneros Special Ingredient(s): Fresh Habanero Peppers Themes : Bodily Function * Humor * Divorce * Raunchy * All Natural * No Fat * Low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Hemorrhoid Helper Hot Sauce... 1354-02US $5.95


		Holy Shit! Habanero Hot Sauce Dope dip! Incinerate your body! Never again! Adios! Leaves you breathless! There's no equal! We dare you! Leaves you speechless! Blast furnace! You'll have to say it!!!! Holy Shit! Terrific label, nice dark sauce. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Themes : Great Label * Bodily Function * * Fits In Display Box... more about Holy Shit! Habanero Hot Sauce... 1423-01US $7.95


		Ring Of Fire 'Chipotle Garlic' Hot Sauce FireGirl says, This sauce is very garlicky, but not too smokey. If you love garlic, you'll love this sauce. It has just the right amount of heat to bring out the flavor of the garlic, and to make your mouth water. It is a thick sauce with lots of small chunks. You can see the spices, especially the small bits of chipotle distributed throughout the sauce. The bottle is 12.5 fluid ounces, more than double the regular hot sauce bottle size (5oz), so the price is really a bargain. This sauce is good on most all meats, even more meaty fish, like tuna steak. It's also good on sandwiches, on bagels with cream cheese, and in spaghetti sauce. The Manufacturer says, This sauce may cause serious addiction! The smoky Chipotle and roasted garlic are the backdrop for this distinctive sauce. Remarkably rich and smooth, it'll make your mouth water, and your taste buds scream. To ensure proper enjoyment, use liberally. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Themes : Humor * Gourmet * Smoky-Flavor * Garlic-Heavy * Bodily Function * * Fits In Display Box... more about Ring Of Fire 'Chipotle Garlic' Hot Sauce... 1428-01US $10.75


		Screaming Sphincter Garlic Hot Sauce The sphincter muscle is an annular muscle surrounding and able to contract or close the anus. Label reads, "Weez gessin' it alls startud when gra'ma wuz in tha outhouse, yellin', cussin', and bangin' round sumthum feerce. Shur nuff, earlier she'd gottin' inta a new batch of sauce weez jus' brewed up. Und that's where tha name cums from, cuz her 'ole sphincter wuz on fire, and und she shur was scremin'!" Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 9 (Hot) Main Pepper: Cayenne Main Flavor: Garlic Special Ingredient(s): Garlic Themes : Collector's Favorite * Bodily Function * Garlic-Heavy * * All Natural * No Fat * Low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Screaming Sphincter Garlic Hot Sauce... 1468-02US $6.15


		Screaming Sphincter Hot Sauce The sphincter muscle is an annular muscle surrounding and able to contract or close the anus. Label reads, "Weez gessin' it alls startud when gra'ma wuz in tha outhouse, yellin', cussin', and bangin' round sumthum feerce. Shur nuff, earlier she'd gottin' inta a new batch of sauce weez jus' brewed up. Und that's where tha name cums from, cuz her 'ole sphincter wuz on fire, and und she shur was scremin'!" Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 9 (Hot) Main Pepper: Cayenne Themes : Collector's Favorite * Bodily Function * * All Natural * No Fat * Low sodium * Fits In Display Box... more about Screaming Sphincter Hot Sauce... 1443-01US $6.15


		Sphincter Shrinker Hot Sauce by Professor Payne Indeass Professor Payne Indeass's Butt Blazin' Recipe #2. Made with apple sauce, balsamic vinegar and raisins. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 8 (Hot) Main Pepper: Extract Special Ingredient(s): Raisins Themes : Extract * Collector's Favorite * Mary's Favorite * Bodily Function * Great Label * Occupations * Sweet Heat * Fruit-based * Humor * Raunchy * * All Natural * Fits In Display Box... more about Sphincter Shrinker Hot Sauce by Professor Payne Indeass... 1155-02US $6.85


		Wet Fart XX Hot Hot Sauce Can you remember the last time you let out a little gas and you felt it run down your leg? Well, it's that de-ja vu time again. That's right! After consuming this Wet Fart hot sauce, it might give you that warm, mushy, disgusting, stinking feeling in your pants again. So the next time you have to let out a little gas, ask yourself, Do I feel lucky? Is it going to be wet or dry? This sauce contains loads of cheese to help coin the phrase, Who cut the cheese? P.S. Use only as directed. P.S.S. Don't forget to wipe. Category: Hot Sauce Heat Level: 7 (Medium) Main Pepper: Red Peppers Themes : Divorce * Bodily Function * Humor * Raunchy * Fits In Display Box... more about Wet Fart XX Hot Hot Sauce... 1347-01US $5.95

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